Funky Geisha Menu (2025 Update)
Welcome to Funky Geisha, a vibrant culinary gem located on the sandy shores of Playa El Medano, Cabo San Lucas. This restaurant masterfully blends traditional Thai and Japanese cuisine, offering a menu that’s as eclectic as its name suggests. Dive into their standout dishes like the Spicy Lobster Pad Thai—a flavorful stir-fry that perfectly combines fresh lobster with the tang of tamarind sauce, or savor the rich depth of Yellow Curry, available with your choice of proteins.
Don’t miss out on their artisanal nigiris, featuring pristine cuts of Ora King salmon and delicate shrimp, each piece prepared to highlight its freshness. For dessert, indulge in the Magma Cake, a warm chocolate delight served over an Oreo crust. With stunning beach views and attentive service, dining at Funky Geisha is not just a meal; it's an unforgettable experience that perfectly captures the essence of Cabo.
APPETIZERS
MISO SOUP
Tofu · seaweed · and green onion
TOM KHA GAI SOUP
Chicken · coconut milk · lemongrass
EDAMAME
Spicy or robata
BREADED SHRIMP
Lemon · togarashi · spicy chutney
SKEWERS (2 pcs)
Cheese Teriyaki Chicken, Spicy shrimp Asparagus
VEGETARIAN SPRING ROLLS (2 pcs)
Spicy sweet & sour sauce
THAI LETTUCE WRAPS
Spicy Sweet & Sour chicken
SHORT RIB TACOS
Spicy sauce marinated short rib
SEARED TUNA
Olive oil · spicy Japanese sauce
HAMACHI
Jalapeno Ponzu · fried leek · serrano pepper
NORDIC SALMON
Yuzu & Peruvian yellow pepper sauce
MIXED
Tuna · hamachi · salmon
SASHIMIS
NIGIRIS
TUNA (2 pcs)
HAMACHI (2 pcs)
NORDIC SALMON (2 pcs)
ORA KING SALMON (2 pcs)
SHRIMP (2 pcs)
EEL (2 pcs)
ALASKAN FIRE ROLL
Avocado · cream cheese inside wrapped with spicy kanikama · drizzled with eel sauce
DRAGON ROLL
Panko shrimp and cucumber inside wrapped with eel · eel sauce · spicy wafu
MANGO CALIFORNIA ROLL
Stuffed with kanikama and cucumber · wrapped with avocado and served wih mango sauce
KIMCHI
Chinese cabbage · onion tempura avocado · black sesame sauce
ORA KING SALMON BOWL
avocado · cucumber · carrot yuzu kosho · nori seaweed
SPICY TUNA ROLL
Fresh tuna inside · with spicy tuna tartar · sriracha sauce
MAKI ROLLS
VEGAN
VEGETABLE YAKIMESHI
Japanese style sauteed rice with carrots zucchini · soy sauce
VEGETABLE TEMPURA
Organic baby vegetables · habanero wafu · sweet and spicy sauce
SHISHITO PEPPERS
Robata grilled · olive oil · Maldon salt
PANANG CURRY
Spicy curry · basil · kafir and peanuts, Tofu Chicken Beef Shrimp Mixed
YELLOW CURRY
Tofu Chicken Beef Shrimp Mixed
DRUNKEN NOODLES
Rice noodles · vegetables · oyster sauce, Tofu Chicken Beef Shrimp Mixed
PAD THAI
Rice noodles · tamarind sauce · peanuts · vegetables, Tofu Chicken Beef Shrimp Mixed
SPICY LOBSTER PAD THAI
Classic Thai dish · Stir-fried rice noodles with fresh lobster · carrot onion · Chinese pea · bell pepper · hot tamarind sauce
MONGOLIAN BEEF
Caramelized oyster sauce · ginger green onion
WOK
RICE
MIXED YAKIMESHI
Japanese style stir fry rice · shrimp beef · chicken · vegetables
GOHAN
OIL TRUFFLE-MUSHROOM RICE
Japanese style stir fry rice · shiitake, cremini and portobello mushrooms · white truffle oil · parmesan cheese
FILET
225g · black garlic sauce
LOBSTER
Kaffir butter
SURF & TURF
Black garlic sauce · Kaffir butter · shishitos
OYSTER SAUCE GLAZED SALMON WITH APPLE CURRY
220g Robata glazed salmon · creamy apple curry with shiitake mushrooms
RACK OF LAMB IN ANISE ORANGE SAUCE
Glazed in orange sauce with hints of anise and peanuts
LACQUERED DUCK IN PLUM SAUCE
Robata grilled · hoisin sauce cucumber · scallion · tortillas
ROBATA SPICY BEEF
Robata grilled beef with our spicy Funky sauce (soy · ginger · sambal)
ROBATA
DESSERTS
MAGMA CAKE
Warm chocolate brownie over oreo cookie crust · chocolate chips · vanilla ice cream · caramel sauce · chopped pecan
CHEESECAKE POPS
Crispy cheesecake pops · Miso, caramel and strawberry sauces Vanilla ice cream
LEMONGRASS CREME BRULEE
Lemon tea-infused cream · caramelized sugar layer · served with almond crisp berries green tea ice cream
BANANA WITH AN ACCENT
Phyllo pastry rolls filled with caramelized banana jelly and flambeed with rum chopped pecan vanilla ice cream · miso caramel
CHEESECAKE WITH BERRIES
Fresh strawberries · strawberry sauce flower petal meringue · served table-side with nitrogen raspberries
ICE CREAM
Vanilla · Dulce de leche · Chocolate
AMERICANO
240 ml
CAPPUCCINO
240 ml
ESPRESSO
50 ml
CORTADO ESPRESSO
40 ml
DOUBLE ESPRESSO
60 ml
COFFEE
CARAJILLOS
CLASSIC
Chocolate covered coffee beans Licor 43 · Strawberries
MAZAPAN
Coffee Licor 43 · Frangelico Vodka · Tres leches syrup
SPECULAAS
Coffee Licor 43. vodka. Speculaas syrup
DE OLLA
De olla cold brew. Licor 43 vodka piloncillo syrup
ROSES
Coffee vodka roses and cinnamon syrup
IRISH
Coffee Kahlua . Licor 43 Jameson whiskey. cream
RONNEFELDT TEA
Almond Dreams. Fruity Camomile Golden Milk Masala Chai Morgentau Refreshing Mint Rooibos Vanilla