Welcome to Funky Geisha
Funky Geisha is a captivating dining destination nestled in the stunning Playa El Medano, Cabo San Lucas. The restaurant offers an exceptional blend of fresh, vibrant cuisine and an inviting atmosphere right on the beach, where guests can enjoy their meals with toes in the sand. Signature cocktails paired with delectable dishes, like spicy tuna rolls and fried rice, promise a culinary adventure. Customers rave about the attentive service and breathtaking views, contributing to a memorable experience. Whether it's a romantic evening or a festive celebration, Funky Geisha delivers an elevated dining experience that’s hard to replicate anywhere else.
- Acuario, Playa El Medano, Zona Hotelera Lote 2, 23410 Cabo San Lucas, B.C.S., MexicoAcuario, Playa El Medano, Zona Hotelera Lote 2, 23410 Cabo San Lucas, B.C.S., Mexico Hotline: +52 624 167 1072
Welcome to Funky Geisha, a hidden gem nestled in the stunning Cabo San Lucas, specifically at Acuario, Playa El Medano. This vibrant dining destination pairs breathtaking beach views with an eclectic menu, drawing inspiration from Asian flavors while maintaining a fresh coastal twist. Imagine sinking your toes into warm sand as the sun sets, enjoying a delightful blend of culinary mastery and exceptional service.
As you step into Funky Geisha, you'll be greeted by an ambiance that perfectly balances casual beach vibes with a sophisticated dining experience. The restaurant boasts a thoughtful selection of appetizers like the crispy Breaded Shrimp, exquisitely paired with lemon and spicy chutney, and the enticing Thai Lettuce Wraps filled with Spicy Sweet & Sour chicken. Each dish reflects a commitment to quality, utilizing fresh ingredients that elevate traditional flavors.
The unmistakable warmth of the staff enhances the experience, as they take the time to cater to your every need. Previous guests have praised the attentive service, ensuring that every meal feels personalized. As one reviewer noted, "You will be chilling out and taken care of." The ambience is inviting, with cozy seating that invites you to linger, sip on refreshing cocktails, and share delightful dishes.
Among the standout items, the Short Rib Tacos marinated in a spicy sauce promise a burst of flavor with every bite. For those seeking warmth, the Tom Kha Gai Soup—a creamy blend of chicken, coconut milk, and lemongrass—provides comfort, reminiscent of home-cooked meals, even while on vacation.
But don't overlook the cocktails. Funky Geisha offers signature drinks that complement its vibrant menu, bringing an added level of indulgence to your experience. The blend of flavor and atmosphere creates a perfect backdrop for an unforgettable evening.
For dessert, the Lava Cake deserves a mention—rich, decadent, and a perfect finish to a delightful meal. The restaurant’s ability to marry unique flavors with an oceanfront setting makes it a must-visit hotspot in Cabo.
As you contemplate where to dine during your stay, remember the words of guests: Funky Geisha offers not just food, but an experience that is truly unforgettable. With its perfect location, delicious offerings, and impeccable service, it’s a treasure that adds a sprinkle of magic to every meal.

Amazing experience and nice change of pace from the all-inclusive resorts. Breathtaking location and ambiance. Food and drinks are pricy, but comes with an elevated experience you can’t find anywhere else. The service is top notch. Ate to our hearts content and had two signature cocktails for 175 USD. Once again, you’re on the beach with your feet in the sand enjoying the freshest fish. Don’t listen to the debbie downer reviews.

My boyfriend and I had an unforgettable experience at Funky Geisha, words don’t do it justice! I highly recommend it if you’re visiting Cabo. The staff went above and beyond to take care of us, and the food was unbelievably fresh and delicious. The restaurant is right by the beach, and they even offered blankets if it got chilly.

A service and food. You will be chilling out and taken care of. Edamame, lettuce wraps, and cocktails were all great! Made for a nice day at the beach, did not feel rushed. Nice attentive service. They always made sure you have shade, comfy seats, and your drinks are cold. Places and hospitality like this make a vacation nice :)

Went for New Year’s Eve and had a magnificent meal! Dinner on the beach with fantastic views, the food was top notch and the service was on point. Highly recommend Funky Geisha. I am going to be back again for sure!!

Thomas is the best server I’ve ever had. So fun and attentive. Food was fantastic, especially the spicy tuna roll and the fried rice. The lava cake dessert was great too! Totally and completely recommend.

Amazing food and service!! Absolutely perfect! It’s a Beachy sandy floor, so make sure you don’t wear crazy heels

I truly enjoyed this experience. It is located in a beautiful resort, the staff was welcoming, the food was delicious, and the atmosphere was amazing! Beware that it is literally on the sand.

Appetizers Drinks Dinner Desert And Fireworks!!!! First of all the restaurant and presentation of everything is absolutely STUNNING Our experience, Everything was Top notch from beginning to end!!! The wine recommendation was perfect, decanted and poured beautifully We were surprised with complementary wontons from the chef that were delicious, the dipping sauce that accompanied it was ahhmazing! Followed by veggie rolls... again Yummm The teriyaki skewers were really really good! The California roll (made with a soy wrap for us ) was pretty amazing! Then came our Chicken Pad Thai and Fried rice... Both were just as delicious!!! And to finish our meal we were recommended by Alex to try their “Best desert in Cabo” Guess what... he was right A Warm chocolate brownie with chocolate smothered almonds & nuts topped with a big ol scoop of vanilla ice cream....... Heaven in a bowl As we were finishing our desert, we were given another surprise ...... Beautiful Fireworks lit up the sky Such an Amazing night!!! We Loved everything about our evening at The Funky Geisha!!!!! We wanna tell everyone about you guys..... But we kinda wanna keep you our secret Alex you and the rest of the staff Rocked!!!!!!!